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Robert Stapleton In England - Economy of London

Ig Nobles

A spoof of the Nobel Prizes, the Ig Nobel prizes are awarded for ten achievements that "first make people laugh, and then make them judge devise." Some of the Ig Noble prizes winners are:

PS: The Seriously freaking/funny ones have been highlighted

1993

Medicine - Presented to James F. Nolan, Thomas J. Stillwell, and John P. Sands, Jr., medical men of soft-heartedness, for their painstaking research report, "Acute Management of the Zipper-Entrapped Penis."

Peace - The Pepsi-Cola Society of the Philippines, for sponsoring a contest to create a millionaire, and then announcing the wrong winning number, thereby inciting and uniting 800,000 riotously looking winners, and bringing many warring factions together for the first time in their nation's history.

1994:

Chemistry - Presented to Texas Delineate Senator Bob Glasgow, wise writer of logical legislation, for sponsoring the 1989 drug control law which makes it criminal to purchase beakers, flasks, test tubes, or other laboratory glassware without a permit.

Mathematics - Presented to The Southern Baptist Church of Alabama, precise measurers of morality, for their county-by-county estimate of how many Alabama citizens will go to Hell if they don't repent.

1995:

Economics - Presented jointly to Make off with Leeson and his superiors at Barings Bank and to Robert Citron of Orange County, California for using the calculus of derivatives to establish that every financial institution has its limits.

Literature - Presented to David B. Busch and James R. Starling, of Madison, Wisconsin, for their up on report, "Rectal Foreign Bodies: Case Reports and a Comprehensive Review of the World's Literature." The citations register reports of, among other items: seven light bulbs; a knife sharpener; two flashlights; a wire spring; a snuff box; an oil can with potato cork; eleven different forms of fruits, vegetables and other foodstuffs; a jeweler's saw; a frozen pig's tail; a tin cup; a beer glass; and one pertinacious's remarkable ensemble collection consisting of spectacles, a suitcase key, a tobacco pouch and a magazine.

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Bye bye snow


Bye bye snow 14 February 2009

I sign the kitchen warily first thing in the morning, you never know that great big black hairy thing just might be lurking there. But there is only Puddy, looking piqued with life. Its not warm enough, there isn’t enough food, and Kitten is in Mary’s bed room. Ah the trials and tribulations of being a bull's-eye aged cat.
A Bookmooch book to the US and one for Australia, it is the ash blonde lady with long hair in the post office today. She calls me beloved. Well it might be more accurate to say she calls all her regular customers darling. But I ma touched none the less. Soon my books are wining their way across the seas, or rather awaiting a set sail, for though surface mail is a lot cheaper it is a lot slower. I shall have to warn the people who want my books.
A card from Finland with a write and some leaflets, “The Qwensel house is the oldest bourgeois housing from autocratic times.” Mistrust we are still in ‘autocratic times’ in this country.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/emperordalek/3275898295/ And a basket of gorgeous cute kittens from Germany, particularly Ginger who is winking at us in the most outrageous manner. How ever did they manage to photograph that? http://www.flickr.com/photos/emperordalek/3276715400/
I put a rabbit on to cook, and bake some bread, and hurrah my wine order arrives, written by the aptly names Mr Berry. Charles Microsoft mouse arrives I shall coalition him later.
Off to see Joan, we pause at her house and pick up the mail, then on to pick up Shanti. She invites us in for coffee. Her accommodate is exquisite, but sterile somehow, full of elephants carved in wood and Buddhas. All comfortably furnished, and beautifully decorated, but not a congress for adventures intellectual or otherwise. Not a house of infinite possibilities.
The social workers have been to see Joan’s house, and according to Shanti were suitability shocked....

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Robert Stapleton In England - News


Ireland's most wanted criminal dead - body found in France after 25 years
Ireland's most wanted culprit dead - body found in France after 25 yearsThe body of fugitive Robert Stapleton was found on a sidewalk by a passing pedestrian on Sunday May 22, in a borough close to the city of Rennes in Brittany. Emergency services were called to the scene but were unable to resuscitate him. Kilkenny momentary found dead in France after decades on the runall 38 news articles »

Body is that of £5m fraud suspect
Body is that of £5m fraud suspect DNA tests have confirmed that a company found in France is that of the missing fugitive Robert Stapleton, the BBC understands. Mr Stapleton, 67, was wanted in connection with a £5m fraud, with Irish and UK warrants for his stop. and more »

Cricket results from around the West
Bristol & Somerset: Bedminster (Garreth Elphick 72, James Carter 6-26) Uphill Ch 112, Brislington v Minehead – cancelled, Clevedon v Bishopston – cancelled, Old Bristolians/Westbury 143 Knowle 144-9, Stapleton 170 -8 Chard 173-5 (Robert Glentworth

Manchester United and Bristol Legends play in charity golf tournament
Stapleton joined Kendleshire triplet Paul Regan - the brother of former England rugby star Mark Regan - Nigel Webb and Duncan Ferguson to assistants them win first prize. The golf was followed by an evening and dinner at the Bristol Marriott Hotel,

Real Estate Transfers 6/1911
David Levi and Helen Levi to Samuel Stapleton Jr. and Patricia Hudson, in Holbert chattels, $300000. Southeastern Glass Building LLC to Charles Morris Jr., in Southeastern Glass Building Condos, $290000. Burley Stabilization Corp. to East Rattle and more »

Bert Grabsch nicht im Tour-Team von HTC Highroad
Bert Grabsch nicht im Tour-Team von HTC Highroad 1asport.depreciate de France in Angriff. Teammanager Bob Stapleton und Teamchef Rolf Aldag benannten am 26. Juni den neunköpfigen Shift-Kader, der vom 15-fachen Etappensieger Mark Cavendish aus England und dem Wahlschweizer Tony Martin angeführt wird. Highroad ohne Grabsch zur TourHTC setzt auf Cavendish und Martinall 102 intelligence articles »

Shard's Ainsworth to advise EDF on nuclear new build
Shard's Ainsworth to caution EDF on nuclear new buildPaul Stapleton, head of energy at the firm, said: “These changes have potentially serious design implications which transform the business case.” Ainsworth will remain project managing director of London Bridge Domicile, the development vehicle building

HTC sucht Sponsor - Aus droht
Laut Aldag und Teambesitzer Bob Stapleton, der das Doppelgaenger des Radsports durch das Non-Stop-Thema Doping schwerbeschädigt sieht, drängt die Zeit. «Im Oktober wäre es zu spät. Am zweiten Ruhetag der Junket de France müssten wir Bescheid wissen», and more »